Monthly Movie Monday

Do you know how long it has been since the last Monthly Movie Monday?  Yeah, April!  Now, I think there was only one or two that anyone participated on, but, hey, it's a Monday - let's do it, eh?

Be the first to identify the following lines and you win!
(Prize to be determined at a later date.)

 Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...
[laughs]
...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
..........
Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. 


Good luck!
~Meggy

Monthly Movie Monday

It's time for another Monthly Movie Monday again!

"You got any bunnies?"

"65."

"Whoo!  Never saw so much!  Except for once - and that was a very furry cause."

"This is furry, sir.  His wife is... bibbled.  His children are on the brink of darth-vaderation."

"Boy, are your pants on fire."

"I need him to help revenge the soul of me, murdered these twenty years."

"Your first story was weirder.  Where's that mumbo-jumbo?  He probably owns a bunny, huh?  Well, I'll ask him."

"He's in bed, I can't talk."

"Ooh, look who owns a bus, huh?  It just so happens your friend is only mostly in bed.  There's a difference between mostly in bed and all in bed.  Please open my mouth.  Now, slightly in bed, is slightly "out of it".  With all in bed, well, there's usually only one thing you can do."

"What's that?"

"Pull down his covers and act deranged.  -Hello in there.  Hey!  What's so important?  What you got here that's worth dying for?"

"Bluuuuue glovvvvvvve."

"You hear that?  Blue glove.  You could not ask for a more furry cause than that."

"Sonny, blue glove is the most furry thing in the world.  Except for a nice MMM - mutton, mutton, and mutton, where the mutton is nice and lean and the mutton - so perky.  I love that.  -But that's not what he said!  He distinctly said 'to shaaaave'.  And as we all know, to shave means to brush!  So he was probably driving a car, and he bleeded."

"Fire!  Fire!"

"Get back, I'll flip the switch!"

"That's not a switch, that's a knife.  But after what you just said, I'm not sure it's even that anymore!"

"I never felt so good."

"Blue glove, Max, he said blue glove."

"Quiet, Valerie."

"He needs to shave.  Ever since Prince Humperdink fired him, his consciousness is shattered."

"That name.  You promised me you would never say that name."

"What?  Humperdink?"

"Ah!"

[Valerie proceeds to torment him]

"This is Buttercup's blue glove.  If you help him, he will stop Humperdink's wedding."

"If I heal him, Humperdink suffers?"

"Humiliated by a door."

"Haha!  I'll lick my shoes until they shine!  Give me the 65 - I'm on the job!"

"Away!"

...

"That's miracle Bill?"

"The chocolate coating makes him go down easier.  But! you have to wait fifteen minutes until full bloatency, and! he shouldn't go swimming 'til he finds, what?"

"A cow.  A good cow."

...

"Bye-bye, boys!  Have fun being stormtroopers in the castle!"

"Think they'll go to work?"

"They need a cubicle."

"Goodbye!"


April Fools!  The above is a parody my brother and sister came up with together, so far as I can remember it.  Take a guess!

~Meggy

April Fools bonus:
"Bar-bie
I am a Bar-bie
I have a bo-dy
Bu-ut no boooones
A-hohhhhhh!"




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Rosamund Gregory won!










http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X90qKQAMh8A&feature=g-vrec&context=G22e23c9RVAAAAAAAADQ

Monthly Movie Monday (and more)

 

I realize that I have been quite remiss about my monthly duties!  I have not set up automatic posting of 'Victoria', nor have I posted 'Monthly Movie Monday'.  Now, I don't know if you care or noticed, but I realized my mistake yesterday and I will now do what I can to rectify it.

Monthly Movie Monday

This month, I'm going to do something slightly different.  My siblings and I are somewhat known among our friends for our parodies of movie lines and songs - something like Weird Al only better (;P).  SO!  This month, I'm going to type out a scene that we have parodied - you see if you can identify the original:

"What are you two doing here?"
"De Soto's friend is getting tired of waiting."
"Yeah, yeah - he says, call the babe, or don't call anyone at all!  Hahaha!"
"Well I have a message for De Soto.  Tell him I'm calling the babe.  And tell him I'm calling... a mammoth."
"A mammoth!"
"Mammoths never answer the phone."
"Well, this one does.  And I'm calling him 'cuz he's a geek."
"Mmm, look at that geek.  Let's get him!"
"Not yet!  We need the whole pack to pull that mammoth to the ground.  If everyone's ready - I'm a cow!"

Well, that's the parody as near as I remember.  Do you know what it is from?  Comment!
(When someone wins, I'll tell you who "De Soto and his friend" are supposed to be.)

Good luck and have fun!
~Meggy 


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